1 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,010 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,890 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:15,640 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,730 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:20,270 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,110 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,110 --> 00:00:25,280 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,740 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:32,570 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:44,090 Hey, dudes. 11 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:45,380 Just wondering if you guys have seen me 12 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:46,920 and Tolkien's latest Tiktok? 13 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,720 You guys made another TikTok? 14 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,630 I think it's really our best one yet! 15 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:52,970 Yeah, nobody really gives a shit about your TikToks, guys. 16 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,810 Hey, really great TikTok, guys! 17 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:58,310 Yeah, it was pretty amazing. 18 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:00,350 Well, anyway you guys gotta check it out when you get a chance! 19 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:02,400 See ya later! Yeah, see you guys! 20 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,400 Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok! 21 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,570 Thanks, Butters! 22 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:16,330 Konnichiwa! 23 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:18,700 Sayonara! 24 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:21,080 Kochi, kochi, kochi! 25 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,330 Sayonara! 26 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:26,630 Konnichiwa! 27 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:28,710 Sayonara-- 28 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:31,170 What the fuck is this? 29 00:01:31,170 --> 00:01:33,220 Seriously, what the fuck is this? 30 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:34,720 Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Tolkien 31 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,220 are, like, doing everything together lately? 32 00:01:37,220 --> 00:01:39,220 Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they? 33 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:46,690 I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys. 34 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,070 I'm gonna get some homework done. 35 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:53,070 Wow. I feel really bad for Stan. 36 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:54,740 It's gotta be hard to suddenly have your best friend 37 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,830 always hanging with someone else. 38 00:01:56,830 --> 00:01:58,910 Mrph. 39 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,120 I gotta see if there's some way I can help. 40 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:03,540 There's a little voice inside me 41 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,380 that can't stand to see my friend suffer. 42 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:07,290 Mrph rmh rmphm? 43 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:09,050 I'm gonna go be a good Christian. 44 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:23,270 Okay, just the woodwinds for this section. 45 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,070 Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on? 46 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:32,570 This is the brass section. 47 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,950 Yeah, I know. I was just-- 48 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:35,610 I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out 49 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:36,740 a lot with Kyle lately. 50 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,410 Is there a problem with that? 51 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:40,030 No, I think it's amazing. 52 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:41,410 It's awesome that someone like you could be okay 53 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:42,750 with someone like him, 54 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,540 given all the new information lately. 55 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,710 You know, the stuff that's come out about 56 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:52,800 how the Jews stole the Black race's identity, 57 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,630 that the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans. 58 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,760 You didn't hear about this? 59 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,220 Black people are actually the Jews 60 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:04,100 and people like Kyle have taken that from them? 61 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,770 Stop talking to me. 62 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,610 to escape persecution in World War II, 63 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:10,110 they found that Blacks were already the underclass in America, 64 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,650 so they had to invent a story for themselves 65 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,110 which they can make everyone believe... 66 00:03:20,370 --> 00:03:21,950 Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien. 67 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,010 Hey, Stan. 68 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,470 Guess what. I have some good news for you. 69 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:42,930 What? 70 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:44,640 A little magic fairy told me 71 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,140 that you and Kyle are gonna get back together soon. 72 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,980 I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien. 73 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,770 Yes, you do. 74 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:55,400 But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day. 75 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,360 And the little angel on my shoulder 76 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,820 says that Kyle is gonna come running back to you any minute. 77 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,410 Hey, Stan. 78 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,370 Oh. 79 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:05,370 Hey, Kyle. 80 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,120 Rm! 81 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,080 Well, dude, you wanna sit down? 82 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,170 I was actually just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow. 83 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,670 Me and Tolkien are making another TikTok video 84 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,510 and my stupid phone died! 85 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:17,260 Oh. Yeah. Sure. 86 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:20,590 Thanks, dude! 87 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:22,140 Tolkien, I got one, dude! 88 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:26,060 The fuck is going on? 89 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:28,350 Well, um, I'm gonna head back to class, guys. 90 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,810 I don't get it. The little cupid is always right. 91 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:34,980 Mrph rmhmhm rm. 92 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:36,940 Why didn't Tolkien listen? 93 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,160 Did you tell him about the Black Hebrew tribes? 94 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,700 Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye! 95 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,160 Tee hee hee! 96 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,200 And did you tell him how the Jews stole 97 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,580 Black people's identity? 98 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:48,660 Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye. 99 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,040 That's okay, Eric! 100 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,710 Remember, being a good Christian means 101 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:53,380 helping people even when it's hard. 102 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,880 You're right, Cupid Ye. 103 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,920 Can you help make sure Tolkien hears our message? 104 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,920 Spreading information is like spreading love. 105 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,550 I'll help you get the word out, Eric! 106 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,300 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! 107 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:06,720 ♪ All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this ♪ 108 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,060 ♪ This, this ♪ 109 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:12,900 ♪ Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this ♪ 110 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:15,270 Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien. 111 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:17,030 Look how many likes we're getting for this one! 112 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:18,990 Hey, Kyle, you got a minute? 113 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:20,240 Yeah. What's up? 114 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,910 Well, there's this rumor starting 115 00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:24,200 to go around the school. 116 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,200 Kids are saying that, like... 117 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,450 I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood? 118 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,870 What? 119 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,830 I told Scott that that's just people being dumb 120 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:33,250 and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that. 121 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:37,590 But... Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea 122 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:39,210 about a dude who has guns for hands 123 00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:40,920 and we have the first 20 pages written, so... 124 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:45,760 You don't really run Hollywood, right? 125 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,310 I'm not even going to justify that with a response. 126 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,640 Because repeating a derogatory slur, 127 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,020 even for the purpose of refuting it, 128 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:54,350 can make stupid people think it's valid! 129 00:05:57,860 --> 00:05:59,230 Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood. 130 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:01,610 Kyle runs Hollywood, and you fucked up the pitch! 131 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:02,950 How'd I fuck up the pitch?! 132 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:04,360 You gotta tell him what the stakes are. 133 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,950 People who make movies, they just care about the stakes! 134 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,830 The guy has guns for hands! 135 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:13,620 Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school 136 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:16,000 That Kyle runs Hollywood? 137 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,290 I think I did say that, yes. 138 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,800 And why would you say such an intolerant, 139 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,130 offensive thing like that? 140 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:23,970 Somebody runs Hollywood. 141 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:25,840 Lots of people run Hollywood! 142 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,890 Yes, lots of... people like Kyle. 143 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:31,970 Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous frickin ground here, buddy! 144 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,520 I'm sorry, why is it so offensive 145 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,100 to say who runs Hollywood? 146 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,770 People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cool. 147 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,230 The Jews should be honored to be in charge of it. 148 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,780 Hey! I am telling you right now, Eric. 149 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:43,150 The next time anyone says anything about 150 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,900 Kyle running Hollywood, that person 151 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,660 Is gonna have two months detention. 152 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:48,830 Two months?! 153 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:50,160 Jesus, Mary mother full of grace. 154 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,120 You guys really take this seriously. 155 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:12,180 Please help me be the best Christian I can be. 156 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:16,890 All I want is to help people, but nobody understands. 157 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,860 Please, I can't do this alone. 158 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:22,780 Tee hee hee! 159 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:24,240 There you are, Cupid Ye! 160 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,400 Sorry, Eric, I was just busy 161 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,740 praising our Savior's name in the music studio! 162 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,320 The Principal said I can't talk about 163 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,990 Kyle running Hollywood anymore, Cupid Ye! 164 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:34,830 Well, of course, Eric! They're trying to silence you. 165 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,330 That's what they do. 166 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,710 Who's they? 167 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,540 Oh right... them. 168 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,250 Tee hee hee! Jews! 169 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,260 But Cupid Ye, I have to get to Tolkien or else 170 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:45,920 Stan is gonna be sad forever! 171 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,970 Okay! I'll help you help your friend however I can. 172 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,850 You're such a good Christian, Eric. 173 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,220 Thanks. 174 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:53,890 Just don't do anything too drastic, okay? 175 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,520 What do you mean? 176 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,230 I dunno know, it's just... 177 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:58,690 ever since you changed your name and got all into Jesus, 178 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:00,190 you've been acting a little bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye. 179 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:02,110 Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric! 180 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:04,610 I'm gonna make everything better! 181 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:11,070 Praiiise Jesus! 182 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:17,660 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee! 183 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,500 The true Jews of Israel are your Black ancestors... 184 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,590 Tee hee hee... 185 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:26,300 Huh? 186 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:29,050 You think you and Kyle make TikToks together? 187 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,800 Kyle only cares about money. 188 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,930 Tee hee hee... 189 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,260 Mmm? 190 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:34,600 Think about it. 191 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,180 Are you really making TikToks together, 192 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:39,230 or is Kyle profiting off of you? 193 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:41,600 It's just like the lost tribes of Israel. 194 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,480 Kyle wants to take all the credit for what you doing. 195 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,780 Tolkien? 196 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:47,990 Oh, Jesus! 197 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,290 Hey, I didn't see you at the playground. 198 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:06,800 Thought we were doing that morning TikTok. 199 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,340 Oh yeah, sorry. 200 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,630 I didn't get the best sleep last night. 201 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:10,970 Everything okay? 202 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:12,130 Hey, Kyle! How's it going, man? 203 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:13,800 Good, Jimmy. How are you? 204 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,470 Great! F-F-Fantastic! 205 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:22,810 Is there something you wanted, Jimmy? 206 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,520 Oh, yeah! 207 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,480 I just realized that I've never given you my headshot. 208 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,900 You know, just in case anything ever comes up. 209 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,320 Anything like what? 210 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,650 Anything like... 211 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,450 Anything you might need my headshot for. 212 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,740 Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood! 213 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:38,240 Well, that's not what everyone's saying. 214 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,000 Everyone! I do not run Hollywood! 215 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,370 Get a fucking clue! 216 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,000 God dammit! This thing has gotten out of control! 217 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,630 Ah, it's not a big deal. 218 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,050 It's a huge deal! 219 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:52,680 It's an attack on my ethnicity, Tolkien. 220 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,930 You don't understand! 221 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:54,930 I don't understand? 222 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:56,470 Yeah, Tolkien. 223 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,470 There's lots of Black people in the NBA, 224 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:01,060 But nobody says, "The NBA is run by Black people!" 225 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,850 That's because the NBA is run by white people! 226 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:04,850 Okay, yeah, good point. 227 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:06,270 Look, I'm sorry. 228 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:07,360 You wanna just go make the morning TikTok? 229 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,400 Yeah, sure. We still have time. 230 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,320 Cool, come on. 231 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,040 Stan? 232 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:23,040 Sometimes, Jesus works slowly. 233 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,670 Stop talking to me. 234 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,010 Hey, Ger. You got a minute to talk? 235 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:41,640 Yeah, what's up, Randy? 236 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,980 Look, I-- 237 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,600 I know that boys will be boys 238 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,730 and as parents, we can't always control 239 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,110 what their personal decisions are. 240 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:51,230 No, of course not. 241 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:53,070 I just want you to know first off that... 242 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,200 your son is a great kid. 243 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,450 You know, Stan and Kyle have always been really close, 244 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,790 and I know their friendship has meant so much. 245 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,080 What's happened, Randy? 246 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,500 Well, Gerald, I don't know 247 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,630 if you can just talk to your son but... 248 00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:11,210 can we just admit this whole woke thing isn't working? 249 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:12,840 Woke thing? 250 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,880 I mean, it's been great in so many ways, 251 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,510 but now it's like every movie and every TV show. 252 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:21,140 You know, it's like, you can see through it now. 253 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,560 Audiences want to be entertained. 254 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,060 They don't want to be preached at, 255 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,770 and if you're just doing shows and movies 256 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,600 that have like an agenda, it's like-- 257 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,940 it's going to keep failing. 258 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,610 Randy, what are you talking about? 259 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:33,780 Box office is down, people are tuning out. 260 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,240 You know it's what killed the Marvel franchise. 261 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,570 And just as a side note, I'm gonna say it out loud. 262 00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:41,870 "Avatar 2" sucked. It just sucked, Gerald. 263 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,580 Someone had to be brave enough to say it. 264 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,870 God dammit! I do not fucking run Hollywood! 265 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:48,370 Gerald, can you talk to him? 266 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,630 Kyle, what is he talking about?! 267 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:51,250 He's just being an idiot 268 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,420 and listening to what fucking Eric Cartman said! 269 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,420 I did not hear it from Eric Cartman. 270 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:57,630 I heard it from a prominent, respected artist on television. 271 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:58,970 Who?! 272 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:01,510 Our next guest is a world famous rapper and artist 273 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,720 who claims that the Jews run Hollywood. 274 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,770 What exactly do you mean by that? 275 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:08,640 Well, mostly I just mean that Jews control everything 276 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,480 we see on TV and the movies. 277 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,610 And why do you not want to show your face right now? 278 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:14,320 Well, that's 'cause there's this one Jew-- 279 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,990 um, his name is Kyle. 280 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:19,160 And he can totally retaliate me, 'cause he like, runs Hollywood. 281 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,280 Yeah, and Jews try to silence people all the time. 282 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,530 Especially Black people. 283 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,490 Yeah, especially Black people. 284 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,500 That's because of all the new information lately. 285 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,330 The new information about how the chosen people 286 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,330 were actually Africans. 287 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,330 So, you know, Black people 288 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,670 have really been hurt by the Jews. 289 00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,840 Yeah, so Hitler actually wasn't a bad guy. 290 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,670 Yeah, so-- Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye. 291 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:37,920 That's going a bit too far. 292 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,340 He's just trying to be shocking. 293 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,390 What are you watching, honey? 294 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,550 I have no idea. 295 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,520 ♪ Mommy? ♪ ♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪ 296 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,110 ♪ Can I get Roblox on my Xbox? ♪ 297 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:56,730 ♪ Sure thing, Caillou, as long as it's free ♪ 298 00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:59,490 ♪ Oh, for sure, it is for free ♪ 299 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:01,200 Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on. 300 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,280 Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words. 301 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,580 Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired. 302 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,790 I didn't get the best sleep last night. 303 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,370 Maybe I should do the mom part. 304 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,830 Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier. 305 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,710 Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots. 306 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,290 What's that supposed to mean? 307 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,920 Just means you're in charge. 308 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,300 Oh, I'm in charge, 309 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,970 Like I control things? 310 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:22,510 Huh, are you gonna start saying I run Hollywood now too? 311 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,140 I didn't say you run Hollywood. 312 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:26,390 And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of hearing it. 313 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,560 You're sick of hearing it? 314 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,060 Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it. 315 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,730 Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself? 316 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,770 You of all people should have some compassion. 317 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,810 Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle? 318 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,440 You seriously don't know why? 319 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,650 You know that Jews have stood alongside Blacks 320 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,400 since the Civil Rights movement began, right? 321 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,900 What does that have to do with anything? 322 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,990 I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend. 323 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,320 'Cause you're like... 324 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,240 'Cause I'm like what? Black? 325 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,200 Oh my God, this is so awesome. 326 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,620 Whatever, Tolkien. 327 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,750 Now you're gonna act like I somehow 328 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,080 did something wrong to you. 329 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,750 No, you didn't do it to me. 330 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,420 It just seems to work out that way all the time for you people. 331 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,670 You people? 332 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,340 No, it works that way for you people! 333 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,760 You know what? I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore! 334 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,470 I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore! 335 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,930 Good! 336 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,930 We did it. 337 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,520 I can't believe we did it. 338 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,600 Praise Christ! They'll probably never talk again! 339 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,820 And now Stan can have his best friend back. 340 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:21,190 Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message 341 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,400 all over the world! 342 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,530 Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye. 343 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,780 You mean our Christian message. 344 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:28,450 It's the same thing. Christian message, Nazi message. 345 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,450 Hitler was a great Christian. 346 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,660 Cupid Ye, are you okay? 347 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,160 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody? 348 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,620 I mean it. 349 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,380 People have to die so that the better races can live. 350 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:40,090 Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside. 351 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,960 Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee! 352 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,670 Come on, let's go, Ye. 353 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,050 I don't think so, dawg! 354 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,010 Let's go torch some motherfuckers! 355 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,060 Deathcon one, bitches! 356 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,520 Yeeee?! 357 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,490 Yeeeeeeeeeeee! 358 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,280 Oh, shit. 359 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,500 Yeah? 360 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:17,750 Stan! We aren't safe! 361 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,750 What? 362 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,170 He's totally gone crazy. 363 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,670 I don't think I can reason with him anymore! 364 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:23,760 Reason with who? 365 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,300 Stan, listen to me. 366 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,510 There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Tolkien. 367 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,470 He said it was to be a good Christian, but... 368 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,930 But I think he's just been using Christianity as an excuse 369 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,020 to be a racist piece of shit. 370 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:37,350 What did you do? 371 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,060 Not me, Stan! 372 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:42,520 This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but... 373 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,030 There's a little magic angel 374 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,530 that comes each year around Valentine's Day. 375 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:49,240 He spreads love and brings lonely people together. 376 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,620 But this year is different. 377 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,910 Cupid me found Christ and changed his name. 378 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,870 And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds. 379 00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:57,330 Dude, Cartman, are you okay? 380 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,710 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody? 381 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,960 Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus? 382 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,040 Yeah. 383 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,670 Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? 384 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,050 I guess so. 385 00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,300 Then believe that tomorrow is Valentine's Day... 386 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,800 and there's no telling what Cupid Ye is capable of. 387 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,480 Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde! 388 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,360 Here's a Valentine for you, Red! 389 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:30,110 Ah, Valentine's day. Isn't it nice? 390 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,780 Love is in the air! 391 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,120 ♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪ 392 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,250 ♪ I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger ♪ 393 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,880 ♪ But she ain't messin' with no broke Jew ♪ 394 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,300 Who is it? Tee-hee-hee! 395 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,970 Hey! Asshole! 396 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:53,300 Other people need to use the bathroom, too! 397 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,520 Whoa... Dude... 398 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,310 Happy Valentine's Day, bitch! 399 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,480 What the hell?! 400 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,940 How about a little anti-Semitism? 401 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,150 Ugh! 402 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,120 Aahghgghgh!!!! 403 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,040 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 404 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,630 What is that?! 405 00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:35,970 Tolkien! 406 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,390 Tolkien, I need to talk to you. 407 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,640 About what? 408 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,930 Tolkien... I owe you an apology. 409 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,810 Someone has been messing with you... 410 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,150 and it was all for me. 411 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,690 I don't get it. 412 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,440 I've been jealous about you and Kyle's TikToks. 413 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,790 Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee! 414 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,260 Mr. Mackey (over P.A.): Attention, students! 415 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,760 There is a giant bee in the school! 416 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,720 Get somewhere safe! There's a giant bee! 417 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,430 Oh, Jesus, here it is! 418 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,140 Cupid Ye: Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 419 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,470 Mr. Mackey: Oh, God! It's a bee!! 420 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,270 Look, there he is! 421 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,860 What do you think you're doing, Kyle? 422 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,650 W-What do you mean? 423 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,570 A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?! 424 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,320 What were you thinking?? 425 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,910 How many more superheroes do you think we need?! 426 00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,700 Mario Brothers, Kyle?! 427 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,000 You seriously can't do better than Mario Brothers?! 428 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,380 That's enough, you guys! 429 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,460 Tolkien? 430 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,630 I'm sorry, Kyle. 431 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,250 It's not his fault, it's mine! 432 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,880 I was jealous of you guys and your TikToks. 433 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,090 What are you waiting for?! Let's jack up these mofos! 434 00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:58,850 Holy shit! 435 00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:00,640 Cupid Yeeeeeeee! 436 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,900 Time to take your meds. 437 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,060 No! Those are how people control me! 438 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,070 You're taking your meds, Ye, one way or another! 439 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,910 No! I'm not taking-- 440 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,240 You're taking your medication! 441 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,740 I'm not t-- 442 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:24,080 Swallow it! Swallow it! 443 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,130 Ye? Ye? 444 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,760 Eric? 445 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,100 Cupid me?! 446 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,100 You guys! It's Cupid me! He's back! 447 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,270 What day is it? 448 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,060 Why it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me! 449 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,270 {\an8}Valentines Day?! 450 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,360 {\an8}Well, then, I need to get to work! 451 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,650 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 452 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,740 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 453 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,040 We have a young man who is joining us here today 454 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,880 to talk about stereotypes 455 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,960 and the harm that they can bring. 456 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,550 Young man, what is your message? 457 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,800 My message is, we can't control what people say. 458 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,970 So we have to be smart about what we choose to believe. 459 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,060 If one idiot says that a certain group 460 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,810 "runs Hollywood," look into it. 461 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:34,650 With very minimal effort, you will find that "Hollywood" 462 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,900 is a multi-tiered industry 463 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,570 run by tens of thousands of people 464 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,570 from all over the world. 465 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,660 In the past, Jews were shut out of most professions. 466 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,990 So they came to dominate vaudeville, which back then 467 00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:48,500 was considered too low-brow for good Christians. 468 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,210 Those Jews eventually moved West 469 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,960 and started the first movie studios 470 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,710 when movies were also considered work for the underclasses. 471 00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:56,090 And their descendants 472 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:58,010 are now a decent percentage of the thousands 473 00:20:58,010 --> 00:21:00,970 of people of all races that make Hollywood run. 474 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,310 This young man 475 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:08,350 has said in plain words what so many of us in Hollywood 476 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520 have been trying to get people to understand. 477 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,310 To hear it all so plain, and so passionate. 478 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,190 This kid thinks about things the way we all need to. 479 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,650 You know what I think? 480 00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:20,490 I think this kid should run Hollywood! 481 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,160 Yeah! 482 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,490 Whoa, whoa-- Wait, what? Whoa. 483 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,910 - Let him run Hollywood! - Yeah! Give the kid a shot! 484 00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:32,710 - Come on! - Let him do it! 485 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,580 God damn it. 486 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,710 Let the Jew run it! 487 00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:42,930 {\an8}Let the Jew run it!! 488 00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:45,010 {\an8}Let the Jew run it!